CAPRICORN (December 22-January 19) Good thing you have a Capricorn around. We don’t dream and ponder, we DO. Look at the crapper that Pluto in Sagittarius left us over the last dozen or so years and you will see why we had to get down to business when it shifted to Capricorn last January. I firmly believe that you can’t just dream, you have to be able to make those dreams and ideas manifest on the earth or it ain’t worth squat. Do I sound bitter? Nah it’s just that I have that little Demi god Pluto riding me and I frankly have never felt quite so driven. Kind of makes me feel like if I don’t do it, no one will.

AQUARIUS (January 20-February 18) Goodbye Jupiter, it was grand but honestly I have so many other Aquarian planets on my dance card that it will actually be a relief to have one less. Go give Pisces all your kozmic goodies. What with Siamese twins Neptune and Chiron making everything fuzzy while vying for my attention and the Sun, Venus, and even Mercury trying to dazzle me with their favors, I am a bit overwhelmed by it all. This quirky Aquarius doesn’t know which delicacy to sample first on my inter-planetary smorgasbord. Like Gemini, if you want to get into my bed, you had better intrigue and seduce my mind. You wanted to know the way in? That’s the way, OK.

PISCES (February 19-March 20) Are you kidding you freaky Aquarian, I would love to cope with Jupiter’s gifts that reach all the way out to other Universes, not that I mind this one. With Uranus zapping me every other minute with her electric stun gun, a wave of good fortune will suit me just fine. I have been so worried about all the charities that I want to support. I want to help the people AND the animals in Haiti and get Food stamps for horses and more meat for Tigers and, and, and, with a budget that only takes care of me and mine, my larger visions have had to take a back seat but sweet Jupiter, you can be my sugar daddy and fill my coffers. Just so you don’t think that I am a total Material Girl, this Pisces is totally jazzed about the possibility of meeting my soul mate as the Feast of Aphrodite approaches. Where’s my red candle!

ARIES (March 21-April 19) I am an Aries, no doubt about that and as you all know, patience is NOT one of my virtues, although I have many. This retro Mars is starting to really torque me, I mean we Aries do not play the waiting game. “The time is now and now is all we have” are not just words to me they are a way of life. I may bash my head as I run head long into everything but believe me I get a lot more out of life that way, at least I think so, but then maybe it is the only way that I know but you really wouldn’t want me any other way, I am a lot of fun!

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) Being a good Taurus, I am well versed in the ways of Aphrodite and I look forward to this time every year when the Goddess of Love reigns supreme. Of course a Taurus would like this to be a way of life for every week of the year. Dark chocolate covered strawberries that drip their luscious fluid down my chin as I share one with my lover wrapped in red satin sheets. Soft lights, good music and a fine dinner and you really have my attention and believe me it is well worth having. If you want your own personal Love Goddess, you can come up and see me sometime.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20) Double your pleasure double your fun with a Gemini, that is if we can get on the same page at the same time. I really love it if we can talk. My brain is my most significant erogenous zone but I can really get into my body by giving and getting a good massage. Gemini hands are magic and have a mind of their own. I know how tension can make the body tighten up so I am all about lightening up. These days, I am so full of energy that I am constantly having to find new ways to release tension. Let’s talk about finding some good ways together.

CANCER (June 21-July 22) No self respecting Cancer likes to be too stirred up in the Cuisinart of change its so unsettling and especially if it involves my home or family. Don’t bore me, I am more resilient than that but there is something so deeply relaxing about curling up in a cozy space that you know has everything that you could possibly need. With so much uncertainty these days any way that I can anchor myself feels pretty good. I am going to let
you orbit me for awhile and maybe two can share this nest. It is the feast of Aphrodite you know.

LEO (July 23-August 22) You know you really want a Leo to warm you up on a cold winter night and I will dress to impress. Even with Mars retro in my sign, I have lots to offer. I know how to coax the spotlight just so it can frame my every move so if you are a shrinking violet or closet case you might want to find yourself a Virgo or someone who is not so high profile. By the way, I am not arrogant, I am just a Leo without a self esteem problem.If ya got it flaunt it. As the infamous Leo, Mae West, once said, “Those who are outraged too easily should be outraged more frequently.”

VIRGO (August 23-September 22) Now Ms Leo, we Virgos *do* know how to have a good time, we just do it differently than you do and I might add, that we are much more refined in our approach. I don’t lay myself across your bed, brass or otherwise. I am not easy but I am available if you know how to talk to me. Now that Saturn got off of my behind, I am a whole lot freer but I am still a bit of a perfectionist, no judgments but one has to maintain standards and mine are high. Sometimes I just get so tired of myself that I will throw caution to the wind and have no standards at all. That doesn’t usually work too well.

LIBRA (September 23-October 22) Balance Virgo, balance, that’s the key. We Libras have to have that or we just don’t feel right. I get the Saturn thing though, what a damn wet blanket. Me, Libra, the social butterfly, feels like a lead balloon and I so want to meet my soul mate but how can I. I feel like I take everything so seriously now and I’d rather be at least able to make small talk but sometimes I find myself silent. Please do not think that I am morose and don’t want to be social, I do , actually more than ever but it is really hard to get out of myself at times. Maybe a good political cause can make
me feel both more alive and more congruent with my purpose. So many needing Equal Rights, I am sure a good struggle with DOMA will just set my Libran heart to twitter, and I don’t mean the APP!

SCORPIO (October 23-November 21) “I said hey now sugar, take a walk on the wild side do do do do do do di do do.” How often does the secretive Scorpio break into song? Just felt a need to flex my sexual magnetism because Libra and Virgo were just getting too heavy. I am with Taurus this month even though we are opposites but opposites attract and we do have the same agenda. Let me tell ya’, I can be more demure than a Cancer, more sensual than a Taurus, more On It than an Aries, harder to get than a Virgo, and sexier than….well, no one is sexier than a Scorpio at the risk of sounding as humble as a Leo! Give me half a chance, and I will deny it all like a Pisces and slink back into the Scorpio shadows.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 21) I have to hand it to ya’ Sagittarius, once you get going, look out! My fantasies are taking on a more lofty nature but a good physical romp especially in some exotic place or at least some exotic restaurant would be just the ticket. As a matter of fact, there is nothing more romantic to me than having to venture out to find my heart’s desire. After all, she can’t just be around the corner, we Sagittarians need a quest! The Holy Grail would be interesting but perhaps too over the top even for me. Jupiter, my ruler, does like to do it in a Big Way so while Mars is still retro, I will ponder and dream.

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