ARIES (March 21-April 19) I can feel a little spark trying to turn into a flame yet it is just beyond my reach. Patience is not my strong suit so if I seem a little irritable cut me some slack. I know we all wish that we could get what we want when we want it, but what the hell is wrong with that? Let’s hear it for immediate gratification…at least sometime. Til then, I think I will play a lot of sports.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) I hate to rub it in, Aries, but I brought Sexy Back! I mean Taurus got her groove back and it was so worth the wait. I don’t think I will ever forget the pleasures of the physical body again. Exotic oils, candles, satin sheets, great food, and long baths and, of course, you, my sweet, and life is ooooooooh, so good. Gotta go!

GEMINI (May 21-June 20) My ruling planet Mercury, the great communicator, is at least moving forward. That may not sound like much to you but I live for communication. We may not always do it well but we sure as hell work at it enough. I’ll take a good talk, ideally with a small group of unique folks so we can toss around our ideas and even argue a little bit. This way, I get to exercise both sides of my nature. Remember I rarely lie but I do often change my mind.

CANCER (June 21-July 22) This is going to be one of those introspective times. Let’s make a deal, Great Lunar Goddess. Let’s throw some fun and frolic into the mix this time, OK? As I look into my crystal ball, I see some great water parties in my future. Oh yeah. I operate so much better when I know that there is a pleasant reward at the end of the tunnel. A light that is not a freight train can work too.

LEO (July 23-August 22) Ah Cancer, you can be such a whiner! You make your own good time whenever and wherever. That’s how I do it and it generally works or I change venues or circles. I carry a lot of light with me and even these eclipses can’t put me out unless I want to be toned down a bit. This economy has really been cramping my style and I hate when that happens, but I am pretty creative and can make beauty flower with little if I must.

VIRGO (August 23-September 22) Just when I finally get a green thumb, we get hit with a heat wave! I’ve been feeling like putting my hands and feet in the earth, planting some flowers and herbs. Seems like this would really ground me through these challenging times. With Saturn  dogging me, some kind of hard work should suffice, however even in this venue I feel some limitation.

LIBRA (September 23-October 22) I have been feeling the urge to merge lately so since I share Venus with Taurus, I think I am just going to borrow some of Taurus’ mojo and circulate a bit more. Maybe I can write the perfect romance novel filling it with the most heartwarming moments and then live into the story and enjoy.

SCORPIO (October 23-November 21) Oh Libra, you are so cerebral. I’d much rather do it than write about it. For me it’s all about the feelings and the intensity. I just bet the attraction of opposites can work for me with Taurian energy. With Mars and Venus sitting180 degrees away things could not only get hot and earthy but steamy when we sink into the deep hot water together. Yep, deep water is my home and sharing is beyond words.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 21) I have travel on the brain but then I often do. I am ready for anything: a hot air balloon across the Grand Canyon, surfing the curls in Hawaii, a canoe trip through the Florida Springs, or just a comfy water bed with a great foreign film about something metaphysical. I am easy to please and ready to roll. The exotic and mysterious are calling my name.

CAPRICORN (December 22-January 19) Well, if the Moon is going to eclipse me, I better get ready for anything! All I need right now is a damn eclipse. Isn’t my road challenging enough right now? I know I am supposed to be transforming myself but I simply don’t have time for that. Tell it to someone who isn’t doing the work of two people. I feel like an onion with my layers being peeled away one by one but I need to have some layers left.

AQUARIUS (January 20-February 18) All my life, I have felt like some kind of alien, a stranger even in the most unusual grouping. Now I am feeling forced to really look at how I can feel like I don’t belong at times. I know I don’t look like I give a damn but deep inside I do. The planets are holding my feet to the fire and yet I am feeling myself blossom in a whole new way.

PISCES (February 19-March 20) I am getting so antsy to do more of what I am here to do and yet sometimes I am not sure what that is. I love a peaceful and serene life mostly but if the water is too still, it can stagnate and that would be awful. My water is starting to have whitecaps and a brisk sail would be just the thing to fill my heart with wonder and anticipation. Sign me up for the next magic carpet ride heading for Sirius!

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